Intro - (A     F) x2

A                                          F
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
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How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
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How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
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How to have that not work and have them run away from you

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How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
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How to mistrust the ones who supposedly you  love the most
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How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
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How to feel worthless so fast you're helping

A                                           G
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
In the course of a lifetime, I've never forgot
A                                           G
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

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How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
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How to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite
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How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
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How to sabotage when you're in tough seas

A                                           G
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
In the course of a lifetime, I've never forgot
A                                           G
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
D                      F                          A
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

A                  G                       F
I've been doing research for years
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I've been practicing my ass off
A                  G                       F
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
A                  G                       F
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

A                                           G
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
In the course of a lifetime, you've never forgot
A                                           G
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

A                                          F
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
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How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
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How to know all of all too well by going with them
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How to stay stuck in your life hating them

A                                           G
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
In the course of a lifetime, you've never forgot
A                                           G
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best 

A                 G
.... 8 easy steps
D                                                   F
In the course of a lifetime, I've never forgot
A                                           G
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
D                      F                          A
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best

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